December 2011
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Dec 18th
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November 2010
8 posts
Furanimals Social!
stfuangeline: The social was fun and not awkward like most of them are. We played Mario Kart and then Brawl on the Wii. Hella intense gaming you guyz. After that, we did some karaoke and played games like Boom Chicka Boom Boom. Then we just chilled. We interpretive danced and had good laughs. Tim seemed to have a lot of fun (= Damn, I’m sexy.
Nov 25th
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hi timithy go
I swear. I read this in Paul’s voice because it almost sounds like “Timmy Tinkles” Hai. What now, what now?
Nov 25th
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how come you dont post on tumblr anymore
Ohai. I saw this and totally realized that I could’ve used tumblr for opinions on that shirt I just posted. LOL. Well, on a serious note, I don’t really know. I guess I found other stuff to do and lost the addiction….What I’m wondering is why I got this on formspring(which I haven’t used in like…3 months?). What now, what now?
Nov 20th
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October 2010
25 posts
Oct 30th
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I can see your underwear line
jraaawr: It’s called wearing a long shirt to cover your booty no matter how luscious is may be. Or get a thong
Oct 29th
Tights are not pants!
jraaawr: Ew gross, people can see your camel toe, That’s not cute teehee. I bet there will be at least one girl tomorrow with tights on. C E L L U L I T E
Oct 29th
Oct 29th
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Biggest fashion combo faux pas for girls:
Aviator shades and V necks. I hate how often I see this combo. Because if you ever go indoors and take your aviators off you have to hook the shades onto your v neck collar and then, courtesy of gravity, pull down on your top exposing lots of cleavage. 
Oct 27th
Oct 25th
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Oct 25th
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Thank you, fuckyeahs, for deciding to collaborate...
I have homework to start on, not an all night fapping session. In addition to that, I need to plan what I want to do for Halloweeeeeeeeeeen. No more «Farce ou Gateaux» since I have no friends. ;__;
Oct 25th
Oct 23rd
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Watching "Ghost Town" tonight!
I hope this’ll be better than Eternal Sunshine on a Spotless Mind. I don’t really have any complaints on Jim Carrey, but aside from it being aptly original with the theme, I have no positive comments on it. Oh yeah, I forgot to tell you guys my 2 1/2 week goal. I’m going to watch a movie...
Oct 23rd
I'm going to be on Google Maps! :D
So I was walking home and there was this green car driving down the street with a giant camera hoisted up on the top. As it drove by, it read on the side “Google Maps Street View” and I fucking spazzed out. I AM GOING TO BE ON FUCKING GOOGLE MAPS. OH MY GOD. I regained my composure and kept walking as it drove by, and like 30 seconds later, I was walking across an intersection and it...
Oct 22nd
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Oct 22nd
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Oct 21st
Really quick memory:
So I was in like the Fourth Grade, and we were on this field trip to the Tech Museum(or some other kid-friendly yet technologically savvy place), and there was this one TV screen on the wall that was showing what everyone around the world was Googling. Strangely enough, roughly a third of the things that showed up on the screen involved the words porn, schoolgirl, skirt, or bra.
Oct 21st
I hate when I don't notice bad shit about people...
And I then I think, “Oh fuck…they’re right…”
Oct 20th
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“I don’t mind a girl as long as her ego is smaller than her titties.”
– …
Oct 19th
Oct 19th
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I should never be used as a witness in a crime.
I will never be able to describe what the criminal looks like. It would end up looking like this: Police: Okay, sir, was the criminal a man or a woman? Me: It was a man? Police: Can you describe him? Me: He was a black man. Police: Anything special about his face? Me: He was a handsome black man. Police: Any other details? Me: He was a very handsome black man.
Oct 18th
Sunday morning, rain is falling
infatuationisabitch: Hallowed day ante meridiem, precipitation shall gravitate.
Oct 17th
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MamaPapa
Oct 17th
How I'm feeling:
but can I? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. I HAVE FUCKING PSATS TOMORROW AT 7 IN THE MORNING, AND I DON’T EVEN OWN A CALCULATOR.
Oct 16th
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Oct 12th
Oct 11th
I think backpacks are the biggest cockblocks in...
I was walking by the front of the school today and I saw this couple. It was cute and they were holding hands and giggling and stuff, until the guy tried putting his arm around the girl’s waist. The girl had a satchel/hipster/purse/messenger bag on the side he was reaching for. So he’s reaching over with like an ear-to-ear grin across his face because because I guess he was expecting...
Oct 8th
September 2010
19 posts
Sep 26th
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I. AM. DOWNLOADING. POKEMON BLACK.
FUCK, I DON’T HAVE AN ENGLISH PATCH ON IT THOUGH. SO I’LL BE FUCKING LOST. BUT I DON’T CARE. BECAUSE IT’S POKEMON BLACK <3
Sep 18th
Sep 17th
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OH YEAH. I FORGOT.
Is anyone in the Upper Bay Area/San Francisco area interested in going to a museum with me next weekend or sometime around Thanksgiving or Christmas? There’s this French extra credit thing that I need and it involves me visiting a museum, and apparently there are French Impressionist/Post-Impressionist painting exhibits in San Francisco. It’s 11 dollars entrance for two museums on a...
Sep 16th
There's a boy at my school who looks exactly like...
This reminds me of that one time that Karen, Kathleen, and I saw this guy that looked like Neil Patrick Harris over by B Building while walking to French. O_O
Sep 14th
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OH MY GOD. SELF-ESTEEM KILLING SPREE.
There are three people commenting on a really bad picture of my on Facebook, and I have no clue on what they’re saying because it’s all in Vietnamese. I tried Google Translating one of the comments, BUT IT AIN’T HELPING. OH MY GOD. THEY’RE PROBABLY TALKING ABOUT HOW UGLY I AM. ASKJHDKASJHD. I’M GOING TO GO KILL MYSELF NOW. IF YOU’RE GOING TO DO THAT, AT LEAST DO...
Sep 12th
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THE IMAGE.
Teemoteex3 (10:40:01 PM): I mean me vs. 6 or 7 girls ohmymela (10:40:09 PM): lulz. ohmymela (10:40:13 PM): HEY Teemoteex3 (10:40:13 PM): :[ ohmymela (10:40:16 PM): EMBRACE THE AWKWARD. Teemoteex3 (10:40:22 PM): *awkwardness ohmymela (10:40:28 PM): -embraces- Teemoteex3 (10:40:54 PM): nonono Teemoteex3 (10:41:01 PM): I’ll just end up staring at their boobs all day ohmymela (10:41:11 PM):...
Sep 12th
I should clean my room.
pfftmayaa: wtf, plastic bags? O_O Has someone been busy suffocating people with those? AND HOW DO YOU SLEEP? YOU HAVE MORE CLOTHES ON YOUR BED THAN I HAVE IN MY CLOSET.
Sep 12th
Reblog if there's a football game tonight and you...
whamitschristina: BOO !! I saw the score for my school’s home game while walking home, and we were losing 6 to 12 in the first quarter. -_-“
Sep 11th
Sep 10th
Facebook LOLs
Lately, while looking through Facebook walls, I’ve seen that some people can manage to maintain a conversation through one word. According to my newly developed theory, they’ve developed their own highly elaborate language based on the word: LOL Yeah, seriously. I think I’ve deciphered this legendary language. I believe there is a direct correlation between the number of Os in...
Sep 10th
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Sep 9th
The Arrogance of Power
honchkrow: wottergate: These are the “Pokemon” subject to so much debate; alleged evolutions of the Isshu Starters; Tsutaaja (commonly refereed to as “Smugleaf”) Mijuumaru (lovingly dubbed “Wotter”) and Pokabu. Pokabu has alot of nicknames. These are the original images: i know that the starters are confirmed for fake but i dont know whether or not to believe pokexpertos twitter...
Sep 9th
OH MY GOD. OH MY GOD. OH MY GOD.
HELLCATS PREMIERES TONIGHT. <3  
Sep 9th