Lately, while looking through Facebook walls, I’ve seen that some people can manage to maintain a conversation through one word. According to my newly developed theory, they’ve developed their own highly elaborate language based on the word:

LOL

Yeah, seriously. I think I’ve deciphered this legendary language. I believe there is a direct correlation between the number of Os in the root word, LOL, that displays emotions, and the first L shows your thoughts of that person, while the final L is nothing a salutation or a statement saying your current being. After many weeks of strenuous observance of these people in their common environment, I think I might have translated some of their phrases

For example:

LOL-Hello there, I think you’re cute. :]

LOOL-You make me feel good.

LOOOL-I am an idiot.

LOOOOOOOOL-Get in my pants. now.

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL-Okay, you’re annoying, and I’m just doing this to let you know I want to end this, now.

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL-I HAVE SOME JAMMED UNDER MY O KEY. FUUUUUUUUUUUUUU.

I have also seen a progressed version of a this, or a different dialect. This dialect adds an additional sound to this, please refer to the following as an example:

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL: I love you so much. You’re adorable. I think you’re the best person in the world. You are hilarious. TAKE ME IN THE BATHROOM. TAKE MY CLOTHES OFF. MAKE LOVE TO ME ON A DIRTY WALL.

There is yet another dialect of this, though developed through the process of syncretism with the language of “Memenese”. Such as:

lawls: Amusing shit, man.

lawlcats: Cool story, bro.